Lajko Felix’s Vigado is the nicest violin song thing. Listen 2 it.
I made some Easter biscuits but they came out very ugly so I have put them in an opaque box and I am a bit embarrassed. I had to eat the burnt ones in order to maintain my reputation as a competent baker. Feel sick.
Walked the dog and I tried to pick up her poo using a poo bag like a little glove and I dropped some of it on her back. Bad dog mother. Wiped it off with a bit of kitchen roll but I can’t be bothered to wash her.
One of my family friends is getting married and I wasn’t invited because it was assumed I’d be in Wales. I want to go because there will be cake and I like dressing up but I don’t know him well enough to invite myself. Fucking Wales, AGAIN. Wales is holding me back in life. Wales is a little bitch